decorating your house > in france

i’d wondered why the french only ever decorate the once – lifetime of house. they live with floral shite vinyl paper dating to the 50s and think it accepable. no fucking taste!

today i’m looking at paint – boring common white mat wall paint. in UK this would be about 10£ for 5L. So an unknown (who gives a shit) mark should be about the same price….. you’d think.

NO!

49.99€ (45£) for 5L ARE THEY FUCKING MAD???? It covers 12sqm….. worked out i’d need 7 and thats not doing the ceilings of the living room either………………… 3 4 9 € !!!!!!!!!!!!! seriously they can piss off! I’d be cheaper to return to UK by car and load up there even with petrol and autoroute charges.

PS that price was an ultra discount DIY store. Local store wanted 39€ for 2.5L (78€ for 5L)

fuck right off.

power updates

i have managed to find someone to help with the battery charging. I would also like to mention that the bastard who offered then refused to help and even wrote ‘merde’ on my battery charger …………… he died! drank hilmself to death! oh well what comes around eh?

very few updates or information to add, i’ve found twitter and blogging is quite different there, it great fun.

news soon xx

Damn it

so totally mad and confused now. So much to do and doing. But people demand favors seeing how busy i am and get nasty i have to refuse. Result a flat refusal to charge my battery knowing its my only power supply. W t f is wrong with french? Its like control freak children. Cannot use pc now so doing this from a mobile phone. It might multi post a lot? Done before dunno why.

No updates?

well no, and i’m not sorry. I’ve had troubles and hassles from the builders bailiff 4 yrs after they FAILED to legally finish the house to correct standard or to the build permit…; he was chased the fuck out of the street and i do SHOUT very loudly. I refuse to have people demand my details at my own frontdoor ‘go fuck yourself’ and anything more to be said will be in court and NOT FRENCH COURTS – untrustworthy and incompetent.

The the tax office using the traditional french tactics to avoid doing anything ‘keep the victim the victim’ they are now passing my refusal to pay land tax tothe courts. I wont pay as more than 80% of the land i own is crisscrossed with public services that should NOT be there! meaning the land is not contructable and should not be taxed thus! Furthermore I demand rental for the use of my land and the removal of the services before I GET BORED one day with a pickaxe!!!! In order to NOT even give a fucking shit about me they have passed it to recovery and bank account siezure ! all learnt lots of fresh new english words to brighten their day!!! I’ll not be bullied and i’ll not be the victim to their fucking incompetences!ù

ARSEHOLES!

Thus realising that france really is a fucking crap country full of inert, paranoid, spiteful,jealous, envious, retarded gossips – i’ve had an estate agent here today I’m balanced on what to do? he’ll look into if the house can be sold if not it has no vlaue and only the land can be sold, which has no value due to public services!!!!

The deal is I’m gonna try to get out and fast and FUCK FRANCE!

Should I not be able to sell the house then i’ll demolish it and leave the remains to rot!

I’ll have to abandon my lovely garden, and I’m pulling my hair out what the hell I do with my animals? They have to come with me, and I do think I will have to return to England.

We see, I just hope the house can be sold. Either way i got a fur family to do something with and this is making me ill thinking it over.

so no updates here, i’m in thought mode.

let you know as and when

xxxx

camera settings (leave it alone)

Today my camera was fucking about and wouldnt focus DAMN! but no i notice the settings had been changed, not one but lots of buttons and dials shifted.

last person to touch the camera had asked to see a photo, they were shown that on the rear screen, but grabbed it to have a closer look, and obviously decided to have fiddle too!

next time no one touches it! if you dont understand then leave the fucking thing alone! i hate this and always hawk eye anyone near my stuff for this exact reason, but this time i was feeding my animals and missed it.

looɔ ʎllɐǝɹ sı sıɥʇ

Someone gave methis link to a ǝʇısqǝʍ that turns text about

ʍou sıɥʇ ɥʇıʍ unɟ ɟo sʇunoɯɐ ʇɐǝɹƃ ƃuıʌɐɥ ǝq llɐɥs ı

Words for the week

terse – smooth, concise
sough – sewer, drain
bint - girl or woman (any form in an insulting way)
agnomen – name added to a family name
leish – supple, athletic
patois – illiterate or local dialect
venator – hunter, huntsman
venery – sexual indulgence
venery² – hunting

enjoy especially those that enjoy venery activities……

Twitter………..

so i joined and thought “what do you do?” and suddenly people follow your messages, and you start to follow others. In the space of a week I’m really liking it. you cant type more than 140 letters so the messages have to be concise and limited. Its quite enough to msg/chat and i’ve found some quite funny and amusing people to follow and chat to. Twitter is like an instant messenger yet you send messages to all and direct that all can still view. Quite an odd concept but seems to work.

I think i can add a widget to this blog to link twitter? i’ll have a look soon.

magic age calculator ?

This is pretty neat.

DON’T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute .
Work this out as you read .

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50 — I’ll wait while you get the calculator

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1759 .
If you haven’t, add 1758.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. (eg 1973)

You should now have a three digit number

The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).

The next two numbers are

YOUR AGE!

security warning poster

NOT edited by me btw!