camera settings (leave it alone)

Today my camera was fucking about and wouldnt focus DAMN! but no i notice the settings had been changed, not one but lots of buttons and dials shifted.

last person to touch the camera had asked to see a photo, they were shown that on the rear screen, but grabbed it to have a closer look, and obviously decided to have fiddle too!

next time no one touches it! if you dont understand then leave the fucking thing alone! i hate this and always hawk eye anyone near my stuff for this exact reason, but this time i was feeding my animals and missed it.

looɔ ʎllɐǝɹ sı sıɥʇ

Someone gave methis link to a ǝʇısqǝʍ that turns text about

ʍou sıɥʇ ɥʇıʍ unɟ ɟo sʇunoɯɐ ʇɐǝɹƃ ƃuıʌɐɥ ǝq llɐɥs ı

Words for the week

terse – smooth, concise
sough – sewer, drain
bint - girl or woman (any form in an insulting way)
agnomen – name added to a family name
leish – supple, athletic
patois – illiterate or local dialect
venator – hunter, huntsman
venery – sexual indulgence
venery² – hunting

enjoy especially those that enjoy venery activities……

Twitter………..

so i joined and thought “what do you do?” and suddenly people follow your messages, and you start to follow others. In the space of a week I’m really liking it. you cant type more than 140 letters so the messages have to be concise and limited. Its quite enough to msg/chat and i’ve found some quite funny and amusing people to follow and chat to. Twitter is like an instant messenger yet you send messages to all and direct that all can still view. Quite an odd concept but seems to work.

I think i can add a widget to this blog to link twitter? i’ll have a look soon.

magic age calculator ?

This is pretty neat.

DON’T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute .
Work this out as you read .

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50 — I’ll wait while you get the calculator

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1759 .
If you haven’t, add 1758.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. (eg 1973)

You should now have a three digit number

The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).

The next two numbers are

YOUR AGE!

security warning poster

NOT edited by me btw!

dozy retarded old git

I go out to get petrol and end up stressed! why?

tiny supermarket auto petrol pump…….. a car is blocking the only pump…. the car is empty! I wait and wait and wait and then decide its time i tested the car horn…… which i do a lot of testing LOTS AND LOTS! 100yrs is the supermarket entrance and out hobbles some dozy old fuck-tard of a man….. he attempts to look annoyed at ‘ME’….. he’d gone to do his shopping “what the fuck”? so his day was made being screamed at and called an old cunt in front of everyone!!! who in the family got the brain for the day one wonders?

amusing things

more kittens

little baby Bob (half tail feral) had three tiny tiny kittens in the night grey/white tabby/white and toitoseshell/white. not yet got close enough to see what sexes they are, she freaks when you get too close.

we see then decide names……….

garden updates

all updates are now being made on the garden blog/site turmoil-in-the-garden

those that are interested or course