I know you don’t like it when i’m on rant mode

March 30, 2007

However yesterday i had a funny turn, not the panics as normal, but the new ‘thing’ that is affecting me; a stinging internal feeling that shoots down my legs and feels like the blood stops coz my feet get instant cramps.   Anyway this has also mutated into a nasty turn like the panics.

 I went to get tea and milk from the local supermarket.   Felt just ok, no probs, but got out of the car and must have had a funny turn, i remember hitting the car that was all.  Now i’ve got a bad back and all scuffs down my arm.  I felt really odd, and people just gave me dirty looks and walked past 😦     bastard country I am so lonely and I hate it and every one of the bastards living here.


hotwater…. hotwater… HOT WATER !!!!!!!!!

March 27, 2007

Ok so Nookie has been bereft of hotwater or heating since  errrrr 2006 August.  Around 7 months of the real pleasures of living like a tramp.  Last month some ignorant french bastard looked at the boiler deciding it needed all new parts.  He was informed to take off the inlet valve and unblock it, but being an arrogant ignorant french bastard; would not listen and talked to me like i was a moron.

 New parts arrived and the french bastard turned up 14:30(morning am) !!!  he then started to change all the computer controls, and it would not work.  I asked if he’d looked at the inlet valve?  he went nuts screaming throwing his tools like a total french kunt he so obviously is!  time now 17:00, there are bits all over the place, he’s on the phone to the manufacturer and it wont work.  i passed through the kitchen to ask if he’d looked at the inlet valve?  he he he  😉 ….  oh you could hear him calling me all the bastards under the sun, and that I knew nothing about ‘FRENCH’ workmanship .   well I fucking do!  they are lazy idle ignorant twats and everything in this country is shit.

 18:30  I return to the kitchen and his language is getting really ripe, I ask again had he looked at the inlet valve…….  you see this twat is so french…….  i know he wont do that coz i said so.   Time goes on and all the bits he took off go back on, and more swearing.  The phone glued to his ear talking the the factory.  Voices raised as its obvious something more serious is wrong?   lots of being french and wasting oxygen for another 20mins.

Nookie needs to feed the animals and i’ve about had it with this french bastard.   “CHECK THE FUCKING INLET VALVE”  shouted so loud he had to shut up for once and listen to me. 

The only thing that arrogant french bastard had not looked at was the valve, as I’d mentioned it, and of full knowledge of the french, I knew he would pretend to know more….   he obviously didnt realise I know they are all thick control freaks!

So when he thought I was not looking the valve was taken off 🙂  and guess what?????  blocked by a dead spider!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  7 fucking months and this!  ?

He has returned today to put the pump unit back the right way around as the boiler failed 30mins after he left.  had he only shut the fuck up and listened, it would have taken him 5mins, not 2 weeks!  

PS; told him he can suck me off for the bill (in english).  He said he’d post it to me  LOLOL  and like he thinks i’m paying?  deluded french bastard.     rant1.gif

Teapee. Nookie invents a new word.

March 26, 2007

No not a hut american indians live in, but the desperate need to piss after drinking too much tea!!   Really affecting me now, guess its my age?

teapee it is  🙂

Rooting through some of mums stuff

March 25, 2007

I found these plates, I dont remember when she got them, but very odd the day i found them the plant was in bloom too 🙂 


On another subject, i got a nice nasty letter from the water company over the connection to mums house.  They have been banging the last bill around for months now, and i’m not paying it.  I have now been told that ‘I’ will pay the disconnection fee.  Do remember in bastard france the connection, thus contract ‘they love contracts’ is not in my name and if i wanted to change it would have to have a new meter installed etc etc .  I wonder what part of –deceased– they cannot understand?   The woman has been dead over a year now and not one bastard has stopped trying it on.  Well I’m passed being polite to any one of the pig ignorant french.   Bill copied and in nice big RED letters ‘fuck off’ has been applied and it returned.

The house still remains locked and I have no entry.  Who needs water??  The house has never been, nor can be occupied.  french bastards!

Mum, Dad and the kids…

March 16, 2007



rupert, miss bitsy and lucy lou


9 months old and no longer a kitty

March 13, 2007


Itchy Scratchy …..

March 11, 2007

….  well at last i got my flea powder.  Had to get it off the internet as they just dont sell it here.  Also frontline is fecking expensive and totally useless (€43  = $75) does nothing at ALL!!!  Today everyone was lined up and powdered, then my bed, the favoured location had a good dose of household powder on it.

Fingers crossed the itchy and scratchy stops for a while?  until then they are all dusty and well pissed off 😉