Deciding the mobile phone was just well ……….. possible yet impossible to use. Things had to be done. I got a Snatch-top 🙂 You know the PC thats like a really small Lap-top (notebook). Sort of sits on your snatch….
Amazing little thing it is too. Huge memory and really fast.
EEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee PC ass-anus . I’m not knocking it I’m really happy. Not at all expensive but ….. they keyboard OFFS (oh for fuck sake) I cant use it, I’ve had to get an external and plug that in. I’m not a pecking bird and I cant type like hungry chickens feeding. Not least if the keys got smaller? Using AZERTY I have to added bonus of a fucking half sized ‘M’ in order to allow for the ‘extra’ key ‘ù’ Impressed??? I’m not, what the fuck do you ever need ‘ù’ ?????
Also external mouse as I just never have been able to wipe my fingers across that special panel and make like a mouse does. I have tried but its SO EFFIN SMALL I’m scratching away rubbing skin off in a heated attempted to reach the other side of the screen.
Snatch-top excellent idea ……….. except above.
Internet again 🙂 Not via DSL or the like but EDGE (mean something or other) supposed to be 3G+ but thats called HSDPA now. EDGE is the lesser but quite fast enough, often called 2G. I connect on the mobilephone network. the restriction is 5GB a month and no P2P …. bang goes my downloading porn then.
Got another new mobile phone (in the sales this month i aint that rich). Another amazing little thing. Takes pictures play video, got a 2GB memory, connects to the pc…. where I have been lumping in lots of fave songs. You can even save your voice or anyone elses as a ‘ringtone’ anything you like as a ‘wallpaper’. It plays radio and the music player plays no head phone. Huge fun lots to do and I lashed out 3 bucks to download patience game. Nookie is content . Oh it makes calls too.