Animals and my balls

This is perhaps a guy thing.
How do animals manage to always get a well aimed kick at your knads? The dogs do it, the cats do it. The dogs always without fail. The cats are specialists at it. They’ll jump on your lap ‘via your bollocks’ a 5kg cat landing right in your privates feels more like a small horse landing. Then the cats have another little trick, they’ll pad and purr and aways seem to manage to massage my bladder doing so. So not only where you interupted sitting peacefully by a well staged pounce on your balls, they’ll then ensure you have to get up and pee once they’ve finished their little massage trick.

    then

they’ll steal your seat while youre gone!

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2 Responses to Animals and my balls

  1. chanda95 says:

    ROFL..I love this post…

    no other words than that..

    and yes..they are little asses and wait until you have warmed the seat up and all it takes is getting up to get a drink and your seat is officially stolen.

  2. nookie says:

    the bladder massage is another way to get me up out of bed in the mornings.

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