Headline generator

dont go bitching at me, these are copy-pasted, from an auto generator for a very well known english newspaper.

WILL THE NANNY STATE IMPREGNATE COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY?
HAS DUMBING-DOWN MADE THE QUEEN OBESE?
WILL TEACHERS DESTROY THE MEMORY OF DIANA?
IS THE HUMAN RIGHTS ACT MOLESTING THE MIDDLE CLASS?
COULD THE METRIC SYSTEM SCROUNGE OFF COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY?
HAVE THE UNIONS KILLED YOU?
IS FILTH ON TELEVISION TAXING THE COUNTRYSIDE?
COULD ASYLUM SEEKERS TURN YOUR PENSION GAY?
IS THE HOUSE PRICE CRASH DEVALUING PENSIONERS?
ARE IMMIGRANTS STEALING THE IDENTITY OF TAXPAYERS?
COULD FACEBOOK TURN HOUSE PRICES GAY?
ARE FERAL CHILDREN DEVALUING ENGLAND?
HAVE THE GERMANS MOLESTED HOMEOWNERS?

as you can see from the (geberator) results the net nannies obviously dont control what ‘headlines’ it pumps out LOL

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One Response to Headline generator

  1. chanda95 says:

    I am surprised they are getting by with posting those kind of headlines…obviously nobody is reading the paper these days? (online or paper)

    Maybe it’s the ONLY way they can get readers? Sad if that’s the case…

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