April 19, 2009

so i joined and thought “what do you do?” and suddenly people follow your messages, and you start to follow others. In the space of a week I’m really liking it. you cant type more than 140 letters so the messages have to be concise and limited. Its quite enough to msg/chat and i’ve found some quite funny and amusing people to follow and chat to. Twitter is like an instant messenger yet you send messages to all and direct that all can still view. Quite an odd concept but seems to work.

I think i can add a widget to this blog to link twitter? i’ll have a look soon.


magic age calculator ?

April 18, 2009

This is pretty neat.

It takes less than a minute .
Work this out as you read .

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50 — I’ll wait while you get the calculator

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1759 .
If you haven’t, add 1758.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. (eg 1973)

You should now have a three digit number

The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).

The next two numbers are


security warning poster

April 17, 2009

terrorismNOT edited by me btw!

dozy retarded old git

April 16, 2009

I go out to get petrol and end up stressed! why?

tiny supermarket auto petrol pump…….. a car is blocking the only pump…. the car is empty! I wait and wait and wait and then decide its time i tested the car horn…… which i do a lot of testing LOTS AND LOTS! 100yrs is the supermarket entrance and out hobbles some dozy old fuck-tard of a man….. he attempts to look annoyed at ‘ME’….. he’d gone to do his shopping “what the fuck”? so his day was made being screamed at and called an old cunt in front of everyone!!! who in the family got the brain for the day one wonders?

amusing things

April 16, 2009



more kittens

April 16, 2009

little baby Bob (half tail feral) had three tiny tiny kittens in the night 🙂 grey/white tabby/white and toitoseshell/white. not yet got close enough to see what sexes they are, she freaks when you get too close.

we see then decide names……….

garden updates

April 15, 2009

all updates are now being made on the garden blog/site turmoil-in-the-garden

those that are interested or course 😉