decorating your house > in france

July 15, 2009

i’d wondered why the french only ever decorate the once – lifetime of house. they live with floral shite vinyl paper dating to the 50s and think it accepable. no fucking taste!

today i’m looking at paint – boring common white mat wall paint. in UK this would be about 10£ for 5L. So an unknown (who gives a shit) mark should be about the same price….. you’d think.


49.99€ (45£) for 5L ARE THEY FUCKING MAD???? It covers 12sqm….. worked out i’d need 7 and thats not doing the ceilings of the living room either………………… 3 4 9 € !!!!!!!!!!!!! seriously they can piss off! I’d be cheaper to return to UK by car and load up there even with petrol and autoroute charges.

PS that price was an ultra discount DIY store. Local store wanted 39€ for 2.5L (78€ for 5L)

fuck right off.


power updates

July 13, 2009

i have managed to find someone to help with the battery charging. I would also like to mention that the bastard who offered then refused to help and even wrote ‘merde’ on my battery charger …………… he died! drank hilmself to death! oh well what comes around eh?

very few updates or information to add, i’ve found twitter and blogging is quite different there, it great fun.

news soon xx

Damn it

May 14, 2009

so totally mad and confused now. So much to do and doing. But people demand favors seeing how busy i am and get nasty i have to refuse. Result a flat refusal to charge my battery knowing its my only power supply. W t f is wrong with french? Its like control freak children. Cannot use pc now so doing this from a mobile phone. It might multi post a lot? Done before dunno why.

No updates?

May 1, 2009

well no, and i’m not sorry. I’ve had troubles and hassles from the builders bailiff 4 yrs after they FAILED to legally finish the house to correct standard or to the build permit…; he was chased the fuck out of the street and i do SHOUT very loudly. I refuse to have people demand my details at my own frontdoor ‘go fuck yourself’ and anything more to be said will be in court and NOT FRENCH COURTS – untrustworthy and incompetent.

The the tax office using the traditional french tactics to avoid doing anything ‘keep the victim the victim’ they are now passing my refusal to pay land tax tothe courts. I wont pay as more than 80% of the land i own is crisscrossed with public services that should NOT be there! meaning the land is not contructable and should not be taxed thus! Furthermore I demand rental for the use of my land and the removal of the services before I GET BORED one day with a pickaxe!!!! In order to NOT even give a fucking shit about me they have passed it to recovery and bank account siezure ! all learnt lots of fresh new english words to brighten their day!!! I’ll not be bullied and i’ll not be the victim to their fucking incompetences!ù


Thus realising that france really is a fucking crap country full of inert, paranoid, spiteful,jealous, envious, retarded gossips – i’ve had an estate agent here today 🙂 I’m balanced on what to do? he’ll look into if the house can be sold if not it has no vlaue and only the land can be sold, which has no value due to public services!!!!

The deal is I’m gonna try to get out and fast and FUCK FRANCE!

Should I not be able to sell the house then i’ll demolish it and leave the remains to rot!

I’ll have to abandon my lovely garden, and I’m pulling my hair out what the hell I do with my animals? They have to come with me, and I do think I will have to return to England.

We see, I just hope the house can be sold. Either way i got a fur family to do something with and this is making me ill thinking it over.

so no updates here, i’m in thought mode.

let you know as and when


camera settings (leave it alone)

April 26, 2009

Today my camera was fucking about and wouldnt focus DAMN! but no i notice the settings had been changed, not one but lots of buttons and dials shifted.

last person to touch the camera had asked to see a photo, they were shown that on the rear screen, but grabbed it to have a closer look, and obviously decided to have fiddle too!

next time no one touches it! if you dont understand then leave the fucking thing alone! i hate this and always hawk eye anyone near my stuff for this exact reason, but this time i was feeding my animals and missed it.

looɔ ʎllɐǝɹ sı sıɥʇ

April 19, 2009

Someone gave methis link to a ǝʇısqǝʍ that turns text about 🙂

ʍou sıɥʇ ɥʇıʍ unɟ ɟo sʇunoɯɐ ʇɐǝɹƃ ƃuıʌɐɥ ǝq llɐɥs ı

Words for the week

April 19, 2009

terse – smooth, concise
sough – sewer, drain
bint – girl or woman (any form in an insulting way)
agnomen – name added to a family name
leish – supple, athletic
patois – illiterate or local dialect
venator – hunter, huntsman
venery – sexual indulgence
venery² – hunting

enjoy especially those that enjoy venery activities……